College vs School Life

12. In school, you do homework. In college, you study.  11. In school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.  10. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher's guide. 09. In school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.  08. In school, if you mess up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.  07. In school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down.  06. In college, weekends start on Thursday.  05. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus in order to "just happen to bump into him/her."  04. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.  03. College women are legal.  02. In school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't   go out to lunch because you can't afford it.  01. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.

First Love

First Love

Duniya mein hain hazaaron phool:

Koi gulab jaisa nahin.

Is dil ko chnuyaan hazaaron haseeno ne:

Koi tum jaise nahin.

Jab se dekha hain tumko;

Neend na ate hain raaton mein.

Pyaar karte hain tumse, o hamsafar:

Pyaar karte he rahenge.

Is dil ne chun liya hain tumko:

Ab bas tumko hain paana.

Intezaar hain bas tumhari haan ka: O soniye

Mujhe aur na Tadpana...............

Funny but true.........a few synonyms

• Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
• Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do. 
• Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..
• Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. 
• Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. 
• Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 
• Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 
• Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 
• Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before. 
• Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
• Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 

• Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .. 
• Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
• Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece 
• Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...
• Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ... 
• Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 
• College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. 
• Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY 
• Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 
• Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet" 
• Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 
• Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

A few lines about me............

Who am I?

Like the flame i blaze,
Like a knife i cut through the edge,
Like the unsinkable ship i keep sailing
Across the most violent oceans.
Like an unpuldownable parachute i keep gliding
In the most violent thunderstorms.


My friends take pride in loving me;
My foes dare to challenge me:
My attitude speaks of itself,
And i take life to the impossible.


My actions speak more than my words,
My commitments speak more than my dreams,
My instincts speak more than my dress code,
My signature speaks more than my credentials.
I looked at the mirror,
And tried to find who i am?
To my pleasure, SOURISH is what is seemed.
I thought it to be an illusion;
But it turned out to be my reflection.