ENGLISH of a DESI teacher.........

• " Open the windows. Let the atmosphere come in. "
• "Open the doors. Let the air force come in."
• "Cut the apple in two halves.Take the bigger half."
• " I have two daughters. Both are girls. "
• "Close the doors of the window."
• "Take copper wire of any metal, specially of silver."
• " Hang the calender on the wall."
• " Be quiet.The headmaster just passed away."
• " All of you stand in a straight circle."
• " Both of you three, get out of the class."
• " Don't talk in front of my back...."
• " Why are you so late ? Say yes or no....."
• " Don't make noise.Misunderstanding."
• "There is no wind in the balloon."
• "You rotate the ground four times."
• " Take 5 cm of copper wire of any length."
• " Why are you looking at the monkey outside there when I am standing just here ?"