The Inside Scoop on Guys

Girls, next time you do your final mirror check in the morning—check this out! Dressing modestly

is a crucial element in staying abstinent until marriage. Dressing modestly is important if you desire to protect and assist the guys in your life who wish to remain abstinent as well. You might think that it’s “their problem,” but guys are wired differently from girls in what turns them on. Guys are visual, so when a girl is dressing to show off (wearing tight pants, low cut shirts, etc…) it is hard for guys because they are stimulated by what they see. This doesn’t give guys an excuse to stare, but overall, modesty also helps girls to have positive self-esteem and self-respect. Wouldn’t you want to know that your husband fell in love with who you are and not just your body? You deserve more dignity and respect than just having guys chase after you because they’re lusting after your body. Start respecting yourself and your guy friends by dressing modestly!

NEWTON's visit to INDIA.........

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes.................................


1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased! by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies...


This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! 
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the g! un has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits suicide.........

If the Titanic was made in INDIA............

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship


2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course
singing in the rain


3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"


4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,
but the villian would die in the first dip


5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson


6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.


And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC**** *

My vision of INDIA...............

“I am an Indian and India is my Country” - to say these words is not enough and nationhood is much more. We must also know the Country we live in thoroughly.

India boasts one of the oldest, most complex and most fascinating civilisation with a Kaleidoscopic variety and rich cultural heritage


In 3000 years of our history people from all over the world have come and invaded us, captured our lands, conquered our minds. From Alexander onwards. The Greeks, the Turks, the Moguls, the Portuguese, the British, the French, the Dutch, all of them came and looted us, took over what was ours. Yet we have not done this to any other nation. We have not conquered anyone. We have not grabbed their land, their culture, their history and tried to enforce our way of life on them.


Why? Because we respect the freedom of others.


Our first vision is that of FREEDOM. I believe that India got its first vision of this in 1857, when we started the war of independence. It is this freedom that we must protect and nurture and build on. If we are not free, no one will respect us.


Our second vision For India should be DEVELOPMENT. For fifty years we have been a developing nation. It is time we see ourselves as a developed nation. We are among top 5 nations of the world in terms of GDP. We have 10 percent growth rate in most areas. Our poverty levels are falling. Our achievements are being globally recognized today. Yet we lack the self-confidence to see ourselves as a developed nation, self-reliant and self-assured.


Our THIRD vision should be India must stand up to the world. Because I believe that unless India stands up to the world, no one will Respect us. Only strength respects strength. We must be strong not only as a military power but also as an economic power. Both must go hand-in-hand.




We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. We are the first in milk production.


We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.


We are the second largest producer of wheat.


We are the second largest producer of rice.


There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters. Once In Tel Aviv , the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place , the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert land into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried among other news.


In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.


We, as a nation are so obsessed with foreign things.We want foreign TVs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.


Why this obsession with everything imported?


Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance?


India is not an under -developed nation; it is a highly developed nation in an advanced state of decay!


We say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. We say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke, the airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.


We say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits. We say, say and say.


What do We do about it?


We wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai.


We would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.


We would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds (Rs.650) a month to, "see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else."


We would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 kmph) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, "Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost."


We wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand.


Why don't we spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo?


Why don't we use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston?


We are still talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own


When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr. Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand. Or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system.


When New York becomes insecure we run to England. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government.. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.


India is a rich country in which poor people live, a big country which does not realise its own potential. India must build on its strengths and achieve its potential to become an economic superpower with a good and just society. A number of attitudinal and structural factors, such as lack of national pride, politics based on caste and other identities, a hierarchic and corruption-ridden feudal society and the tendency to reward failure and weakness rather than success and achievement are the major hurdles that are stopping us from achieving our true potential.

ENGLISH of a DESI teacher.........

• " Open the windows. Let the atmosphere come in. "
• "Open the doors. Let the air force come in."
• "Cut the apple in two halves.Take the bigger half."
• " I have two daughters. Both are girls. "
• "Close the doors of the window."
• "Take copper wire of any metal, specially of silver."
• " Hang the calender on the wall."
• " Be quiet.The headmaster just passed away."
• " All of you stand in a straight circle."
• " Both of you three, get out of the class."
• " Don't talk in front of my back...."
• " Why are you so late ? Say yes or no....."
• " Don't make noise.Misunderstanding."
• "There is no wind in the balloon."
• "You rotate the ground four times."
• " Take 5 cm of copper wire of any length."
• " Why are you looking at the monkey outside there when I am standing just here ?"

Proud to be an INDIAN.........

  There are 3.22 Million Indians in America. 

38% of Doctors in America are Indians.

12% of Scientists in America are Indians.

 36% of NASA employees are Indians.

 34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians.

 28% of IBM employees are Indians.

 17% of INTEL employees are Indians.

 13 % of XEROX employees are Indians.

 1600 years ago it was an INDIAN who taught the world how to count........

ARYABHATTA

 The father of mordern surgery..........also an INDIAN....

SUSHRATA

The pioneer of mordern wireless communication.....again an INDIAN....

Prof. J.C. BOSE

One man fought a war without actually fighting.......

He too was an INDIAN......

MOHANDAS KARAMCHAND GANDHI

All the above is just the TIP of the iceberg, the list could be endless. BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential and that if we do, we could once again; be an ever shining and Inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow.I Hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA. 
PROUD to be an INDIAN.

College vs School Life

12. In school, you do homework. In college, you study.  11. In school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.  10. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher's guide. 09. In school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.  08. In school, if you mess up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.  07. In school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down.  06. In college, weekends start on Thursday.  05. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus in order to "just happen to bump into him/her."  04. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.  03. College women are legal.  02. In school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't   go out to lunch because you can't afford it.  01. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.